I found his Suburban cousin.
Apparently the similar diseases were spreading through Ozzy Osbourne AND Hootie and the Blowfish concerts. (but the Hootie fans were barefoot and the Ozzy fans weren't getting their fiber....)
By the way, I clicked on the link to "learn more" this time. Don't click on the link if you see this. You'll never eat in America again. Unless you're an organic farmer who can produce and eat all of your own food so you know EXACTLY where it came from and EXACTLY what is in it.