You have most likely seen this already since it went viral a few days ago.
Watch it again.
For readers with English as their second language:
Ship my pants vs. Shit my pants. That's all. But it got me.
*Anyone who knew me in 1986 knows this is a lie. I went to Kmart all the time and wandered the shoe department with hopes of spotting the boy who had poofy hair and wore eye-liner. My friends and I spent a lot of time outside of Osco Drug at the mall too for the same reason - different poofy haired boy in make-up though.