With all of this mention of Travis and Jeff, you may be wondering what they look like. They have approved only one photo for blog posting. I think they are trying to keep their identities a secret because they have superhero abilities.
Travis and Jeff: Superheroes.
Here they are investigating something outside of my window - ready to use their laser guns disguised as Prada shoes to battle any and all bad guys who might be climbing up the side of the building. (yes, I said laser guns...that's the only explanation I have for their $300 Prada flip flops... they are special super secret Prada laser guns issued to gay superheroes. I bet their tailor, Antoine, puts secret things in their clothes too - like invisibility powders and freeze ray generators and fireball slingers.)